Homebound~

FLORIDA HERE WE COME!!!!!!

D.C. here we come xoxo demon bb

nicolemaroon:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAGGIE <3

Sadly this isn’t a video of my Dad singing, but me and Demon Baby wanted to wish you a Happy Birthday soooo….

ENJOY!

in case you forgot xoxo

this is literally the best picture in existence.

MISSING PERSON REPORT: 

DEMON BABY.

Demon Baby went missing on the night of October 31st, 2011. He was stolen from the humble abode known as my bedroom and has yet to be found.

Demon Baby was last seen wearing a white one piece body suit with no shoes or accessories. He has bright blue eyes that make you uncomfortable when you stare directly at them and are half covered by skin slits. He also has white markings all over his head from being hit repeatedly against a pole. He has no hair and a bunch of wrinkles. Very long eyelashes. Weight: around 500 pounds… he eats my leftovers.

IF YOU HAVE ANY REPORTS OR ANY INFORMATION, PLEASE CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY.

please reblog to spread the word~

PICTURE ATTACHED:

Demon Baby says goodnight and fuck you, Darren.

jk Demon BB actually loves Darren Criss and is really inspired by him oop

hi guys

 i have chocolate on my face

Um so for those of you who are wondering why I have a Demon Baby in my closet… 

This is Demon Baby ^^^

I had this project in 7th grade where we had to pretend to be parents and shit and so I bought this baby at Ocean State Job Lot (basically the junkiest store in my town) for like $4.

And I have tried to give it away/ use it for projects (hense the white marks) / and just hide it.

I put it in my basement first, but then I just felt creeped out whenever I went down there, because I mean LOOK AT IT.

IT’S A FREAKING DEMON!

So now I leave in covered in my sister’s closet so it doesn’t kill me when I’m sleeping.